May 2013
i work from 7-11am mondays-fridays and have to wake up at 5am to get ready to leave by 5:30am in order to get into honolulu in time (fuck hawaii traffic). this means i’m sleeping roughly 3-4 hours each night and then napping after work every weekday at home.
my room in my house gets unbearably hot each day by noon — it heats up like a greenhouse. this means i’ll probably be...
i don’t (remember my) dreams often so i’m blogging this one.
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i woke up in my dorm room from this last school year although the other half of my room that was my roommate’s was a swamp and there were toads and praying mantises everywhere.
i watched as a toad fought a praying mantis and the praying mantis won, sliced up the toad’s body, and formed a cocoon on a...
i consciously follow certain sports now just so i can engage in watercooler talk with my older male coworkers.
all my interests are becoming so calculated and i’m not sure how i feel about that.
At the beach right now contemplating existence. Hmu if you have answers and/or sunscreen.
On Oahu now and I already saw someone I played beer pong with many times this semester (he was actually on my flight).
I can’t escape nyc.
I'm live-tweeting my 23 hours in JFK airport. →
although i’m going to be in flushing for a bit.
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23 hours in JFK airport so if you wanna chill with me and my new bartender friend who is giving me an open bar, lmk
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I just watched as the doors closed as the large Filipino who lived across the hall went down our elevator for the last time. I didn’t say a single word to him this entire school year, but for 8 months, we saw each other almost daily and now I’m realizing that I regret not meeting more people.
“more gifs. WE NEED MORE GIFS!”
– the creators of sponsored tumblr radar posts
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can’t wait to leave new york and shut myself in my room for 3 months and do nothing but listen to j-gaze, over analyze every aspect of life, and jerk off.
summer 2013
i told all y’all dumbasses that baz would fuck up gatsby.
Anonymous asked: new girl unit night slugs mix @____@
neu-disko dance ‘forgot-my-drum-machine-at-home’ and leave da bass at the door wave
shouts out to all the homies who be in the library sweating harder than i sweat in the gym cuz finals week is v stressful and great time to pop molly.
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Money on the Bench →
How much money are Major League teams paying to players on the disabled list? A running calculation found that as of May 13, 148 players accounted for $588 million. Updated daily.
downed 4 cups of coffee and a red bull and now I’m dying. Help pls
Hate Map: Geotagged Hateful Tweets in the United... →
The west coast is the nice coast.
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the one hundred and one dalmatians soundtrack is so bad.
fix: the pinocchio soundtrack is legendary.
He leans back in his dorm room chair and places his fingers tips to one another in complacency,
“I did it,” he whispers under his breath.
His soundcloud post from December had finally reached 1,000 listens. All the while, he is failing 2 of his 6 classes, failed to call his mom for mother’s day, and woke up at 4 that afternoon.
google search: ‘can i use dish soap as shampoo’
my mom bought a gyakusou jacket for herself. happy mother’s day
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hungry rn and a snickers ad almost convinced me i could substitute a meal with a chocolate bar.
america.
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ostkrieg:
i feel like its presumptuous to talk about body positivity when in like 5 years time we will all be 95% robot anyway
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finished 3 hour exam in 1 hour
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2 hours to ball (albeit alone [because friends are nerds that take all 3 hours to complete exam {jk luv my fwends}]).
it’s 6.53 and i’m reading gandhi for fun at this point.
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americans have forgotten that electronic music was made to be danced to.
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people with glow sticks at four tet show.
wtf year is it?
it’s finals week and i’m going to sit in my university library and watch samurai champloo on full screen until i have a wife.
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the new york diet is pizza, coffee, and cigarettes.
the year is 2017.
everyone is ‘invisible’ on every online chat platform.
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