December 2011
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Quick Rundown of Life
Landed in San Jose yesterday night after getting free upgrades to first class.
Christmas at well-off cousin’s home.
Recent blog post got over a thousand notes.
Didn’t even flinch at getting said notes.
Felt like an internet badass for not caring.
Realized that the reason I don’t care is because I don’t care for getting notes as much when posting funny things as I do...
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A Japanese guy can rock a mullet and he's a...
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Anonymous asked: Isn't it time for you to grow up and not bullshit everything the day before the final? Learn for once. Then you wouldn't have to find out that the stuff you were supposed to know, read, and learn about is actually interesting the day before the class is over.
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So I actually got kinda worried today.
I have an Econ final tomorrow and it’s worth 50% of my grade and I have not been doing the reading for this class at all so I’m cramming a whole semester into two nights. Then I realized,
I am legitimately interested in 80% of what I’m reading.
Shit
One final left
and it’s my toughest one, but all I want to do is watch some Samurai Champloo.
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You guys, you guys, you guys. I know everything.
I read ALL of the blogs.
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Kim Jong-Il died because he found out Michael Jordan retired.
people that go back and visit high school after...
landlessness:
i have a lot of questions for you. like
why?
and
stop that(?)
If another person reblogs those dancing reindeer gifs, I’m going to fly to the North Pole and stab each and every reindeer along with Santa and post the results online.
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The Facebook Timeline
Now you can ‘feature’ your stories enabling you to shove whatever you’re doing even further down your friends’ throats!
A young lady and her admirer were taking a constitutional in a heavily trafficked area. Worrying about her lover’s commitment, the girl asked, “Darling, will you be fond of me forever?” The gentleman replied in the negative. This caused the lady great distress, and in her anguish she failed to take heed of nearby traffic signals. Attempting to cross the street illegally, she was...
A whole shitload of tumblr users are sitting in their fapstations right now thinking they are Time’s Person of the Year because they reblogged a few photos.
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New Study Has Interesting Results for Bloggers
People that post post 2-5 times per day on their web blogs are found to be much smarter and score significantly higher on IQ tests. They also were generally reported to list their own characteristics as “lazy” or “not motivated” which shows they squander their potential. Additionally, users that stated that they often reblogged pictures of memes and cats were in an even...
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